Saturday - September 29, 2007
For those of you who miss Brit Brit's Bubblegum years, you're in LUCK! ...
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September 2007 Archives
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Saturday - September 29, 2007
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Does anybody really care? We're smack dab in the middle of World War 3; should we really be talking about some trippin'-chick? What has this obsessed world come to?
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Shoot me dead! How irresponsible can you get? First she's running around town on coke in high speed car chases, then she's being photographed while smoking a cigarette at rehab, which isn't going to work, by the way. Can't we just make her GO AWAY!? Put out the fire crotch, please! Everyone join together and boycott her movies. It's not like she's a good actress anyway. You're not missing much. Boycott the fire crotch!!
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Big whoop. We already saw this in the magazines yesterday. Who freaking cares about this to begin with? It's just a baby. All babies look like aliens anyway.
Friday - September 28, 2007
This is what he had to say: ...
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The Hanson Brothers are still alive? What a joke! What kind of a moron hangs out with gay people like them!?
Handsome Harry:
Hey watch it BUDDY!
Handsome Harry:
Hey watch it BUDDY!
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Sammy, calm down, buddy boy. Of course it was planned. I'm sure her publicist told her to go there. I mean, it's not like the food is THAT good at the Ivy. They have good tea, but that's about it. Nobody said celebs go there for the chow. They go for the fame, silly.
Friday - September 28, 2007
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OMG! I CAN'T believe the tabs are spreading these vicious lies about my poor, poor Britney Spears! Ahhhhhh! Make it stop, make it STOP! Everybody knows that ALL divorce papers specifically say not to use corporate punishment on the children. It's like in the template or something. My mom's friend's boyfriend's best friend's sister-in-law's aunt went through a custody battle here in L.A., and HER papers said the SAME THING, and she never hit nobody--EVER. Poor Brit Brit. :-( I am saddened and disturbed by this news, and I'm telling Chris Crocker about this nonsense! Anyone who messes with Britney needs to go through SHIM!
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Who really cares? She sucks either way!
Friday - September 28, 2007
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John. What a dumb name. Who names their baby John anyway. Do we really need another John in the world? Couldn't she be a little more original? Is it that difficult to come up with a better name than John, in the whole nine months?
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Sloppy Sam: Kissed and made up!? They were never in a fight! Trashy tabloids just try to make stuff up when they're bored. Leave the poor couple alone! Jeez. We all know that Nicole is a trainwreck, but you don't have to make up lies about the poor girl. I mean, I don't like her. But the only thing I hate worse than a self-destructive, talentless party kid is a group of lying tabloids. It's the lesser of two evils here.
Friday - September 28, 2007
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Friday - September 28, 2007
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Friday - September 28, 2007
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Harry, I hate to say it but again I disagree. I think Eve Plumb is very much straight and fine, and I think you're trying to make it into something it's not. How did you get to work here, anyway? Why aren't you working for the tabloids instead? Eve is nothing more than a Brady.
Friday - September 28, 2007
George Clooney and passenger Sarah Larson, got hurt on Friday when his motorcycle crossed paths with a car on a narrow road near the Hudson River on the East Coast. George suffered a broken rib and a hurt arm, ...View full photo gallery for Clooney's Bad Accident...
Friday - September 28, 2007
It was only a few weeks back that David Beckham announced that he could not finish the season with Galaxy due to a leg pain. His contract states that he has to play at least 55 min. this season in order to get paid. For those of you who don't have a calculator handy, that's FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS for 55 MINUTES of work (or play, as the case may be). And since he has already fulfilled this grueling requirement, ...View full photo gallery for World's Richest Bum...
Friday - September 28, 2007
Salma Hayek and her filmmaker/actor fiance, Francois-Henri Pinault, have announced that their baby girl, Valentina Paloma Pinault, has finally arrived. ...View full photo gallery for Salma's Baby Has Arrived...
Friday - September 28, 2007
Without hesitation, you guessed it Wendy. It's Bridget Moynahan.View full photo gallery for And that Celebrity is ......
Friday - September 28, 2007
This just in ... While getting into her car yesterday, Britney actually failed to show us her crotch. Is this a publicity stunt or just an accident? At this point, we are only left to speculate. Her publicist could not be reached for comment at the time of publication.View full photo gallery for News Flash: Britney Doesn't Show Us Her Who-Ha...
Friday - September 28, 2007
t doesn't matter whether she's going to jail or going to the bathroom. She's always got swarms of shutter bugs around her. WHAT is our obsession with BRITNEY SPEARS!? ...View full photo gallery for Breaking News: Britney Goes to the Bathroom...
Friday - September 28, 2007
Don't fuck with the California law. For her two offenses of hit and run and driving with a nonvalid license, Britney is looking at a possibility of one year in Lynwood jail. That's up to six months, per offense. We found her crying at her attorney's office over the weekend after she heard the news.When we review what we've learned so far this year, we know that L.A. county does NOT allow you to drive with a suspended license, ah hem, Paris Hilton. If they could, they would give you the death penalty, but since someone complained about that idea, they decided to just lock 'em up instead. ... ... ...
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Friday - September 28, 2007
Stop the press! Hold on to your seat, and check out this juicy gossip. RIGHT after Jake left Joan's on Third yesterday, that L.A. restaurant, Kirsten Dunst got there with her new man. I'm so peeved that they didn't all collide. I want to know what they would all do and say! Such a buzz kill. Hopefully next time, their schedules will sync up better.View full photo gallery for The X Effect: Kirsten and Jake...
And let's talk about that new guy she's been out with lately, Johnny Borrell. That's that kid who she met at South by Southwest down in Austin, Texas, huh? He's the lead singer of that band Razorlight. They seem like a nice couple. I'm happy that there was no drama at Joan's. Less is best, when it comes to issues.
Friday - September 28, 2007
Bennie is such a cutie pie. He's just this good, sweet, down to Earth kinda guy. I just don't even know how someone could NOT like him. This picture, which was taken today on the set of He's Just Not That Into You, makes me just want to run up and loan him my sunglasses! Shit, I'd GIVE him my glasses. He'd look good in Dior.View full photo gallery for Another Day in the Life of ... Ben Affleck...
Who cares. He's just another guy on the street to me. I AM looking forward to seeing the movie when it comes out though. Did you know that Drew Barrymore's production company, Flower Films, is making this one? That's how you know it's going to be good!
Thursday - September 27, 2007
I just LOVE Nicole Richie! Can you believe that the tabs are saying that Joel Madden is cheating on her with Hilary Duff!? ...View full photo gallery for Is the Honeymoon Over Already?...
Sweetheart? Are you kidding me? She's a walking mess! She's got a rain cloud that follows her everywhere, and everyone around her gets struck by lightning when she passes. I'm still disturbed by the fact that she didn't have to serve jail time. Joel better get away from her and run FAST. If he knows what's good fer him, he'll get back with Hilary and stay away from that nasty Nic. Anyone would be better for him than HER.
Thursday - September 27, 2007
OMG, loose the silly billy helmet Bradford! Seriously. He's so cute and lick-able. But this hat just kills it for me. I mean, I know that he's working on set here, but still, he has an image to protect, and this helmet totally makes him loose credibility.View full photo gallery for Under Fire: Brad Pitt...
I have to disagree, my friend. I think this look works for him. I don't know much about fashion, but I DO know safety. And I for one think he's sending a good message to the kiddies at home who watch his movies. Plus, you know how the tabloids are always spittin' fire at him. Poor guy. He's probably trying to dodge their lies.
Thursday - September 27, 2007
Let me tell you girlfriend. I met Miss Janice at a party earlier this year, and damn that girl is a bitch! I just walked up and said, "I almost don't want to approach you, because I'm scared you're gonna backslap me." ...
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Harry, Harry, calm down, my friend. Nobody's gonna get fired. If you go, I go, man. So back to the issue at hand. Janice DICKenson. Yes she is an evil, crazy bitch, but in her defense, I think she's found her niche. I think it works for her. Who cares how she is in real life? Besides, everyone knows reality TV is a bunch of bologna. Who watches her stupid show anyway?
Thursday - September 27, 2007
Britney Spears is a joke. I just can't believe how irresponsible she is ... partying in fish nets, passing out in public, showing her privates. It's just not right. I mean, look at her here playing with stilts. Her life is in shambles and all she can think about is playing with stilts. That's just great. What a mess.View full photo gallery for Britney Spears: Why Do We Put Her on a Pedestal?...
Aw Sam, come on now buddy, be realistic. You can't expect the poor girl to save the world or something silly like that. Britney exists merely for the sole purpose of one thing and one thing only--to entertain us. So what if she puts coke in the baby bottles, so what if she swims in her skivvies. So long as we get our money's worth, I'm not bitching. I just love her no matter what. I stand by Brit Brit. Girls just wanna have fu-un.
Wednesday - September 26, 2007
I just love these top four power couples. If I had to name a fifth, I'd
have to call out Will and Jada, who I also equally love to love.
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The only person worth a damn on this list is Angelina Jolie. She dedicated her life to do-gooding. What's the use of putting Posh on that list? All she does is go shopping! This list is such a joke. Next time, let me pick the people.
Wednesday - September 26, 2007
I just love Justin Timberlake! What a hottie. I just don't understand why he's ...
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Who cares! Justin Timberlake is an idiot from a boy band who writes stupid lyrics to stupid beats. Does anyone even consider his stuff music? That's what I want to know! Harry turn your damn J.T. music down, I'm trying to work here!
Thursday - September 20, 2007
KIIS FM reported this morning that Lauren came "dangerously close" to quitting the Hills because of more bad behavior from Heidi and Spencer. The producers said that they couldn't just make the characters go away and that they were a part of the show from the start.View full photo gallery for Lauren Conrad Almost Quit The Hills...
Thursday - September 20, 2007
Keri Russell, whose nickname is Care Bear, gave birth to a baby cub of her own on June 9. She named him River, and he looks cute enough to be the next Gerber baby! I don't know why she decided to go with River, but I'm just happy that she didn't name him Audio Science like actress Shannyn Sossaman's son. We got these exclusive pics just for you this past Tuesday in L.A.
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
We know that she's been having a hard time with the media on her back lately, but this outfit is just BEGGING for us to say something. Yet another example of what a tragedy it was that her stylist quit on her.
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston were together after her and Brad Pitt's marriage ended. But fortunately, all ugly couples must come to an end. We found Vince at the Into the Wild premiere yesterday, while she was on the set of He's Just Not that Into You. Jennifer has recently been linked to Courtney Cox and David Arquette.
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
Ex Kiss bass player, Gene Simmons, who is known for having the world's longest tongue, was passing out kisses to fans in Vancouver while he was out promoting his new clothing line called Money Bag. We're surprised it's not called Make-up Bag, and there's no way in hell we'd be caught dead wearing something inspired by this fashion don't! We'd rather surf through Perez Hilton's closet!
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
Yesterday, we caught exclusive pics of Nick Carter at Koi restaurant in West Hollywood. Meanwhile, Paris was leaving a modeling agency looking super hot. This duo hooked up for seven months in 2003. After they broke it off, Nick's little brother Aaron started hanging out and flirting with Paris, and the brothers ended up battling it out on their reality show House of Carters, which aired last year. Nick threw Aaron in a recording studio, slammed the door and kicked his ass, claiming that he was still pissed about the Paris incident. They kissed and made up in the end, and Paris won the title of homewrecker once again. That's all right, that's okay, we still love her an-y-way.
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
Actress Scarlett Johansson, who was previously linked to Justin Timberlake, is now hooking up with Ryan Reynolds. Ryan was spotted earlier this year publicly kissing Jessica Biel, who is now dating Justin. To draw that last line in the love square, Scarlett and Jessica are friends.
We caught these flies in our exclusive net at LAX two days ago. They were just getting back from Vancouver, despite the fact that Ryan is afraid to fly.
Wednesday - September 19, 2007
Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman, who were married with children once, have long since gone their separate ways, after he reportedly cheated on her. We found him last week, catering to some fans at the Toronto Film Festival. While he was out of the country working, she was in New York spending time with a friend on a carriage ride. They might be living opposite lives now, but they have remained friendly for their two children, Maya and Levon.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
We caught up with Lauren Conrad making out with Cisco Adler at LAX in Vegas after the VMAs. If you've been up to date on the show, then you know that Jason has come back into her life, but it's obvious that this girl is LOST in the woods with Cisco.
While Lauren and Jason were out, they accidentally bumped into Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Heidi and Spencer were acting SO eighth grade, but then again, that's what they do best. At first I was thinking that Heidi was being brainwashed by Spencer, but when I went back and watched a past episode that I had originally missed, I realized that Heidi's a little shady all on her own. Don't forget, it was Heidi who was pushing Jen Bunny to hook up with Brody Jenner, when Brody and Lauren were still seeing one another. Heidi would be NOTHING without Lauren. And I predict here and now: when the show's over, so too is back-stabbing Heidi.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
We shot these exclusive pics on the beach in Malibu this past Saturday. Don't tell me she doesn't know what she's doing to our paps when she leans over to "look" at the horizon!
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
Is actress Reese Witherspoon getting coffee for one of her exes, Ryan or Jake, or is she just stocking up for later? We know it's not for her daughter Eva, so ... ... ... We shot this pic earlier today in Brentwood.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
We spotted these butterflies in NYC. Kate Bosworth met her boyfriend, James Rousseau who she met at the annual Can-Do Awards at Chelsea Piers this past April. She looks way cuter with her ex-beau Orlando Bloom! This guy looks like he's ready for his next fix.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
Good Charlotte's Madden Brothers, Joel and Benji talked to Ryan Seacrest this morning on KIIS FM. They said that their relationship with their father was strained, and they hadn't talked to him in 12 years. They just recently reconciled. Do you think that means that he's going to bomb as a dad or be the bomb? My money's on bad dad.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
Eddie Vedder who wrote lyrics that defined a generation, was a grunge king of not only Pearl Jam, but an entire country of kids who idolized his rebellious Gen X lifestyle. These days, he's raising a daughter, Olivia, pictured above, and he wrote the soundtrack to Surf's Up, the animated film that was released this summer. We shot the cute fam just last week.
Tuesday - September 18, 2007
Who started this crazy rumor? No one is for sure, but Paris was having nothing to do with it. Just because she was spotted this summer holding a baby in Malibu, doesn't mean that she's ready to take him home with her. Could you see Paris as a mommy!? No freaking way. She'd be HORRIBLE. She just doesn't look like the type to change diapers and clean snotty noses. She'd have fun picking out a name and shopping for the clothes, but at the end of the day, she wouldn't be bothered by a baby. Period.
Monday - September 17, 2007
Monday - September 17, 2007
Ryan Seacrest did a kick ass job as the host of the Emmys. He worked so hard yesterday, transitioning from the host to the post red carpet fashion show for the E! Network. And he was on air bright and early for KIIS FM, as usual, this morn. When does this man ever sleep!? Sure, he makes a lot of money, and that's all great, but when does he have time to spend it!?
Monday - September 17, 2007
So what if Vanessa Williams had to kill a few birds to make her dress. She looked fucking hot!! The annoyance of the day is that big rotten banana that stood behind all of the beautiful celebrities. She's in almost every pic. I'm embarrassed for her.
Monday - September 17, 2007
Hayden, who was looking hot at the Emmys, was not looking hot when we spotted her last Wednesday in Beverly Hills. Light yellow and purple don't match at all. And for god's sake, can someone please buy her some new sunglasses! Get a stylist, please!
Monday - September 17, 2007
Debrah Messing, Marcia Cross and Christina Aguilera. Lookin' good at the Emmys! Straight couture.
Monday - September 17, 2007
On the top, Simon Cowell with girlfriend Terri Seymour and Paula Abdul with boyfriend J.T. Torregiani, the owner of Les Deux. Next, Patrick Dempsey with his wife Jillian and Rebecca Romijn with new hubby Jerry O'Connell. Did these couples coordinate their wardrobe on a conference call or something? Was there a mass email sent out to all of the celebs or something?
Monday - September 17, 2007
They get a big fat FAILURE for even trying to get dressed for this event. Heidi Klum is wearing a maroon dress with clashing red lipstick and finger nails. OMG, make it stop! But we're going to give them an A++ when it comes to their presence on the carpet. Heidi was looking at Seal like she was seeing him for the first time, and you can tell that they are really in love.
Monday - September 17, 2007
He might be flashing a peace sign, but actor Charlie Sheen actually seems to be quite conflicted. He has 13 tattoos, and he's in the process of getting 12 of them removed, he told a reporter for the Emmys yesterday. We snapped this pic last week when he was out for coffee with a friend in Brentwood.
Monday - September 17, 2007
Kanye West was NOT rocking the Emmys. I feel so bad for his fiance, Alexis! How could she even let him leave the house looking like that. He looks fine except for those white shoes. Ick. Barefoot would've been better.
Monday - September 17, 2007
Jaime Pressly, who won best supporting actress in a comedy series for My Name is Earl, gave THE BEST SPEECH of the night. We just love to see goals materialize and teary-eyed stars realizing that all that hard work really does pay off! Kinda makes ya wanna go out there and make some of your own childhood dreams come true, doesn't it?
Monday - September 17, 2007
Heroes star Hayden Panettiere was nominated for several awards but didn't pull through to bring home the prize. She showed up with her agent as her date since her and Stephen Coletti recently broke up. Ryan Seacrest asked who she was going to hang out with at the Emmys, and she didn't hesitate to say that she'd be chillin' with her cast mates.
Monday - September 17, 2007
Charlie Sheen, who was nominated but didn't win any awards, made an appearance at the Emmys with his new girlfriend, Brooke Wolofsky. Has this girl been hiding under a rock or is she just out to get a sweet taste of fame? These are the only two possible reasons why anyone would date this man. What a mess!