Britney Beating Her Kids???

OMG! I CAN'T believe the tabs are spreading these vicious lies about my poor, poor Britney Spears! Ahhhhhh! Make it stop, make it STOP! Everybody knows that ALL divorce papers specifically say not to use corporate punishment on the children. It's like in the template or something. My mom's friend's boyfriend's best friend's sister-in-law's aunt went through a custody battle here in L.A., and HER papers said the SAME THING, and she never hit nobody--EVER. Poor Brit Brit. :-( I am saddened and disturbed by this news, and I'm telling Chris Crocker about this nonsense! Anyone who messes with Britney needs to go through SHIM!