Eve Plumb is Gay

Friday - September 28, 2007

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Come out, come out wherever you are. I want to send a BIG shout out to my bull dike sista Eve Plumb, aka Jan Brady, my favorite Brady. First there was a rumor that she had a lesbian love affair with Maureen McCormick, aka Marcia Brady, my favoriter Brady. Then the tabs said that it was completely false, and now, this Monday, when a fabulous Flynet fotographer asked Eve is she was gay, she said, "No comment." There you have it, America. Eve Plumb is gay! No answer means yes. Because if she WASN'T gay, she'd say she wasn't gay. Ooo I just love the Brady rumors. I like that one about Marcia hooking up with Greg Brady, my favoritest, favoritest Brady. Can you believe these guys were making whoopi? How scandalous!

Harry, I hate to say it but again I disagree. I think Eve Plumb is very much straight and fine, and I think you're trying to make it into something it's not. How did you get to work here, anyway? Why aren't you working for the tabloids instead? Eve is nothing more than a Brady.

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