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Sloppy Sam

They call me Sloppy Sam. Why? Don’t ask me. I’m not sloppy. Well, maybe because of my clothes, hair and overall appearance but who cares, I’m a blogging machine! Does a mustard stain or a whole chicken wing stuck on my shirt for weeks, slow down a story? Heck no it doesn’t! Nothing stops the story. Not my gigantic DVD collection or even a comic book convention. Well, maybe a comic book convention.

Actually, I’ve been talking celebs in Hollywood before Harry was even born, that guy. He practically cries if the wind blows his hair! You gotta be tough in this town to make it and there ain’t no one tougher than old Sam. Before reality TV and before the Olsen Twins, there was just me, my camera, and my words of truth.

Handsome Harry

Handsome Harry, what a flattering name, am I right? I swear I didn’t come up with that title. It’s just a nickname and I only use it when I’m checking into hotels, signing my headshots or as my headline on myspace. Wait, let’s focus here. My obvious good looks are distracting you from getting to know me better. Well you can find me, at all the newest clubs, newest restaurants and only at the biggest celebrity events in LA, NY and all around the world. Hell my elbows are worn flat, from rubbing them with all the biggest names! It’s a show me city here in LA and I’m ready to show you all best pics and dish all the best celebrity info you can handle!

Can I just say one more thing, I love Los Angeles and I love talking about the big names. No offense but time is money and I have very little of it for the little people. Like Sam, the old timer. I love him to death… But kind of in the way you would love your mutant brother that you keep in the attic when company comes for dinner. That kind of love. OK, enough about Sloppy Sam, it’s time to BLOG!